WEBSITE
PSYCHIATRIST

THERAPY THE WAY A DEVELOPER DOES IT

Dive deeper and take control of your website’s health.

920

websites evaluated for performance anxiety

446

troubled sites rescued from identity crises

4400

mb of code untangled in messy backends

98.4%

client sites stabilized after first session

WEBSITE HEALTH 101

KNOW WHEN TO SEEK HELP

404 Anxiety Issues

When your pages go missing and users can’t find what they’re looking for.

Performance Depression

Slow loading times dragging down your site’s mood and user experience.

Responsive Disorder

Your site having an identity crisis across different devices and platforms.

JavaScript Paranoia

Constant console errors making your site act irrationally.

Data Relation Issues

Connection problems affecting your site’s ability to communicate.

SEO Visibility Disorder

Your site hiding from search engines like it has social anxiety.

Security Trust Issues

Vulnerability to attacks due to poor security hygiene habits and routines.

Design Identity Crisis

Inconsistent branding and aesthetics causing user confusion.

Server Stress Syndrome

Hosting issues causing your site to have tantrums and breakdowns.

Domain Authority Insecurity

Low confidence and self esteem in search rankings and online presence.

API Integration Anxiety

Third-party services not talking to each other and communicating properly.

Don’t Fret We Can Help You

We have the prescription for website wellness. Just what the doctor ordered.

WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE?

Let’s dive deeper and take back control of your websites health.

LET US HELP

Evidence-based treatment for all types of website disorders

PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE THERAPY

Code Therapy Sessions

Individual therapy for troubled codebases

One-on-one debugging sessions to work through your website’s deepest issues. We’ll get to the root of those console errors.

Performance Counseling

Cognitive Behavioral Optimization

Help your slow website build confidence and speed. Our optimization techniques will get your site running like it used to.

Security Trust Building

Trust therapy for insecure sites

Address your site’s trust issues with comprehensive security audits and vulnerability assessments.

Responsive Design Therapy

Multi-device relationship counseling

Help your website develop healthy relationships with all screen sizes. No more mobile identity crises.

FIX YOUR WEBSITES HEALTH

Results may vary. Some websites may require ongoing therapy.

Real websites, real recovery stories

SUCCESS STORIES

Lisa D.

Store Owner

My website was having performance anxiety. After a few optimization sessions, it's loading faster than ever and enjoys user interactions again.

Treated for:
Performance Depression

Hanna A.

Blog Owner

I thought my site's 404 errors were just a phase, but they helped me understand it was a deeper navigation issue. Now my users can find everything they need.

Treated for:
404 Anxiety Disorder

Robert R.

CEO

Our mobile responsiveness was all over the place. The therapy sessions really helped our site develop a consistent identity across all devices.

Treated for:
Mobile Identity Crisis